Let's hear your best car jokes!
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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Obligatory blinker fluid joke
“A prius”
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What? That’s the joke
Original designing chinese cars
Knock knock
where is there?
The piston!
Guy walks into my parts store. Says “I need a gas cap for a Kia.”
I said, okay, sounds like a fair trade.
when the mechanic is so bad he adds upgraded camshaft to your 20b rx8
I had a good joke about a Honda S2000… but I forgot it, so here’s a polo joke instead….
Yo mamma so fat, she stanced my car.
I would have told you a joke about a 180sx but I’m still working on it….
“uhm, my civic IS a tuner car, I have sticker bombed fenders and a engine swap”, Said Ethan
“What engine swap?” Said Alex, form CT
“The one from a tesla. Save fuel, Save the world”, Said Ethan
“……..” , Said Alex from CT