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A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”

A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”

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Ryan Y.

What’s the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pr*cks on the outside

02/24/2016 - 05:21 |
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Ouch!

02/24/2016 - 10:53 |
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Nitin Bharadwaj

Prius…

02/24/2016 - 05:25 |
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Anonymous

“My civic’s faster”

02/24/2016 - 05:34 |
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Rithik_S

Bro do you even Drift?

02/24/2016 - 05:35 |
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InjunS2K

Why is Alfa Romeo Giulia named the way it is? Because it never worked despite how promising it looked.

(Romeo and Juliet reference)

02/24/2016 - 06:00 |
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InjunS2K

What does Fiat stand for?

02/24/2016 - 06:01 |
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Fix It Again Tony.

02/24/2016 - 13:35 |
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Camilo Re

Justice in china says this is not a copy of a mini, where do you see some resemblance?

02/24/2016 - 06:24 |
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DJ N

“Dude, what happened to your truck?”
“Oh, I Raptor around a pole”

02/24/2016 - 06:26 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by DJ N

Ayy

02/24/2016 - 08:33 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by DJ N

Is it bad I read this in the most stereotypical hick accent?

02/24/2016 - 09:16 |
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Anonymous

I drive a prius and I am not better than you.

02/24/2016 - 07:01 |
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Anonymous
02/24/2016 - 07:18 |
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