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A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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What do you call a VW on a tow truck,
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Anything, because it ain’t coming back
Jk luv u VW <3
I laughed +1
My friend from Canada says “ I wanna buy a Ford”..
And then i just made a pun “ I don’t think it’s afFORDable”
I took a girl on a date and she said “treat me like a princess.” so I put her in a Mercedes and drove into a wall
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, “Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?” Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
He answers, “Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.”
Ford.
How do you make a Honda Civic go faster?
Take the Dominos Pizza sign off the roof.
Needs. More. Upvotes.
I want to die peacefully and in my sleep, like grandfather. Not screaming and in terror, like the passengers.
Never thrashed
“one more part”
Lada can go over 100 mph, on a train