Name a movie Jeremy Clarkson should've been the star of (Bonus points if you can work his name into the title)

The English man who went up a hill but came down a Clarkson

The Hateful Three (the other 2 would be Hammond and May).

The food judge

The Passion of jeremy clarkson

The bridge on the river Kwai, oh wait…

Star Wars: The Return of Jeremy Clarkson

From Jezza with love…

50 shades of AMG BLAAAAAAAACK POWAAAAAAH

50 shades of powerslide

gone in 60 spanners