10 Lame Car Stickers We Could Really Do Without, Thanks

1. Alternative Fuel

I find that petrol or diesel usually works better.

2. Don't Overtake Me!!

Seeming as the owner of such a sticker is unlikely to either follow you home and murder you, or run you off the road after being overtaking, this is just an empty threat.

3. Precious Cargo

These signs are puzzling. Do they think people will ram them off the road if they don't display a sign like this? Variations like 'Princess On Board' are equally lame.

4. Been To The 'Ring? Cool Story, Bro.

Once a reasonably cool idea, ruined by the legions of idiots slapping them on their cars regardless of whether or not they've ever been to the formidable 14-mile circuit.

5. Bro, Do You Even Nova?

Makes you glad there aren't many Vauxhall Novas left these days...

6. Size Matters

Given the state of the cars usually displaying this sticker, 'No Chicks' is more likely.

7. Happy Families

Seriously, nobody cares.

8. Unofficial Minicab

If it's that irritating ferrying your kids about, just make them take the bus.

9. Just My Daily Driver, Honest

I'm betting it probably isn't. And if you're trying to be ironic, this hasn't been funny since about 1983.

10. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

It takes a douche-bag to tailgate, but it takes a bigger douche-bag to brake test. And it's particularly silly to do it on a motorbike.

Any lame stickers you've seen? Put a pic in the comments section.