10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

People who like cars are a total minority, but we're also supremely passionate. That means we can get a bit carried away, and sometimes that infuriates the non-car lovers around us!
10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

Stopping to take pictures of random cars

Photo by KBB via Wikimedia Commons
Photo by KBB via Wikimedia Commons

Whether you’re into supercars, drift missiles or humble hot hatchbacks, no casual walk is safe from being interrupted by your camera phone. There’s generally something cool to be seen driving past or parked down a side street, and it’ll make your friends wonder why you can’t walk to your destination without getting distracted.

Taking photos of your own car

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

It’s not just other people’s cars that are safe from a petrolhead’s camera. Find yourself parked in a cool location, and it’d be rude not to turn around and take a few snaps of your ride.

What’s worse is driving past somewhere that’d look great with a car in front of it, resulting in you turning around for a quick snap. Your other half probably won’t appreciate being told to keep their head down and out of shot…

Interrupting conversations to point out cool cars

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

If you like cars, you have a natural ability to spot interesting metal no matter how quickly it flies by. This is especially relevant while driving - your friend is chatting away, and you spot something on the other side of the motorway. “Ooh, look, a Ferrari”, you blurt out, letting your friend know you hadn’t been listening to a word they were saying.

Being a terrible passenger

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

As a petrolhead, you know best when it comes to driving. That’s why being a passenger is difficult, because watching people who couldn’t care less about the art of driving wobble around from one near-accident to the next is really quite difficult.

When you’re pushing on an invisible brake pedal or pointing out hazards just in case, your driver will probably want to kick you to the roadside.

Getting enthusiastic about random old 'beaters'

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

When you’re really into something, you tend to like the things that the average person just doesn’t understand. Movie lovers will often say their favourite movie is some quirky black and white film you’ve never heard of, for example. And it’s the same with cars - you might know why the Toyota AE86 is so revered, but your mates will just see another crappy old hatchback.

They’ll probably wonder why they’re even friends with you when you squeal with delight at the sight of some beat up JDM legend.

Constantly checking the Car Throttle app

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

The wonderful thing about mobile phones is that no matter where you are, you have access to pretty much all human knowledge. For petrolheads, that means surfing the Car Throttle app to stay up-to-date with what’s going on in the motoring world, and to chat about anything and everything car related with fellow enthusiasts - and now it’s available on iOS as well as Android, so there’s really no excuse for not getting your fix!

Commentating on your own driving

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

Driving fast is obviously super fun, but sometimes in everyday driving it’s easy to get a bit bored. If you’ve grown up watching your favourite racing drivers’ actions being narrated, it’s great fun to come up with your own one-liners and whip out the odd cliche while driving around town.

Just don’t expect your mates to appreciate you screaming about diving up the inside into a corner when they’re trying to listen to the latest Justin Bieber banger on the radio.

Explaining driving dynamics to people who don't care

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

Channeling your inner Chris Harris by reviewing your car across your favourite back road might be entertaining and interesting to you, but your passenger probably couldn’t care less about the way your suspension handles rough tarmac.

That also goes for explaining the history behind a rare car you’ve spotted, or detailing the intricacies of Tesla’s business model after spotting a Model S on the road.

Watching Top Gear re-runs takes priority over all other TV events

10 Things Petrolheads Do That Infuriate Non-Car Lovers

Yes, it might be the 16th time you’ve seen this episode, but it’s a classic. They’re all classics! Your family or housemates must accept that whether it’s a big match or the series finale of their favourite show, Top Gear is life.

Pointing out vehicular inconsistencies on film

The Audi S8 in Ronin should have had a V8, but sounded a lot more like it had six cylinders...
The Audi S8 in Ronin should have had a V8, but sounded a lot more like it…

Television shows, advertisements and movies have a long history of inaccuracies with cars. Whether it’s a film set in 1975 showing a car that wasn’t facelifted like that until 1977, or a Subaru with a mysterious V8 wail, you’re going to notice.

Yes, the reason sounds and other such things are changed is to give the audience a subtle cue without having to take time to explain anything - for example, ‘this car is fast’ - but to those in the know it just looks amateur. Stop insulting our intelligence!

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Comments

phil93

This list is so true. Haha!

05/06/2016 - 13:45 |
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Dylan Tran

THat movie thing reminded me of something. In the movie Notorious, they show a line of cars. One of the cars is a C6 Corvette. Mind you, the movie takes place between 1975 and 1994. Now you tell me that wouldnt bug you

05/06/2016 - 13:51 |
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In the movie Invictus, the team are running through the streets and there are multiple cars from the late 90’s and early 00’s parked in the background. the movie is set in 1995

05/06/2016 - 22:24 |
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Saw the new mission impossible… The chase scene with the current m3 twin turbo 6 cylinder sounded 100% like the v8…. So frustrating!

05/06/2016 - 23:05 |
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In the walking dead, the zombie apocalypse started in 2011. They drive a 2013 hyundai…..

05/06/2016 - 23:29 |
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Lol yup. A silver one. That would definitely bug the crap outta me.

05/07/2016 - 00:06 |
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In the fast and furious Tokyo drift it struck me that an evo was used as drift car, that’s stupid. Later in the making of they explained how they made it rwd, but I think it shouldn’t be a drift car at all

05/07/2016 - 11:52 |
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Calum 1

Rolling down the window to listen to a car thats going on the other side of the motorway.

05/06/2016 - 13:54 |
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And pressing the clutch to silence your engine so that you can hear more clearly.

05/06/2016 - 22:55 |
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Davids Kruze

100% accurate.

05/06/2016 - 13:57 |
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495QED

The AE86 is quite famous in Hong Kong. Even sub-humans know what that is and who Takumi is.
(Also cheeky FailRace icon is cheeky)

05/06/2016 - 14:30 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by 495QED

I wasn’t the only one!

04/23/2017 - 17:26 |
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Anonymous

Every. Single. One. Applied. To. Me.

05/06/2016 - 14:33 |
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Brian Scott

yeah 100%! Especially pointing out old beaters and watching TG re-runs! Car is life unfortunately!

05/06/2016 - 14:38 |
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Anonymous

i don’t take pictures of my or any other car. I have 4 cars and 6 pictures of them.
Also i hate when others take photos of my cars.

05/06/2016 - 14:40 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

That’s why when I find a cool car in a parking lot and I see the driver I ask if I can take a picture if they approve I’ll take it and if not I just comment on the car and leave

11/20/2016 - 15:32 |
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Anonymous

Also - turning off radio to listen to a some sort of noise you might have heard from your car.

05/06/2016 - 14:42 |
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Anonymous

People would check CT even more if you guys hadn’t cocked it up with the update. 😂

05/06/2016 - 14:45 |
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