10 Types Of Car That Scream "I'm A Douchebag"

If you looked at the 'cars' subreddit on the weekend, you'd have seen an interesting thread titled 'What car screams I'm a douchebag?' Here are the findings...

Alex Kersten

25 Jan 2016

1. Honda Civic painted with primer + fart can

As suggested by Reddit user shhsfootballjock

2. Any car with the 'I 3 Haters' stickers

As suggested by Reddit user dusty_chowders

3. Cars that are driven by "vapers"

4. New cars that are stanced

5. Diesel trucks that roll coal

6. Any vehicle with the "Move Over --->" sticker

As suggested by Reddit user captaindigbob

7. Cars that are driven around with bricks of snow

As suggested by Reddit user BreakfastBurrito

8. "Any truck with truck nuts hanging under the bumper"

9. "Any Hummer except for the original civilian models"

10. Any minivan driven by a man forced to buy it by his wife

For hundreds more suggestion by Redditors, here’s the link to the original thread.

Comments

What it’s the problem of new stanced cars?

Any STI driver

What about small hatchbacks that roll coal? Loved my old 180bhp VAG PD map in my Skoda Fabia :D.

Rolling coal is stupid AF no matter what.

#3 no

neet

And the civic hate continues

I once saw a car with a vanity plate that said “SWAG” on it. I wanted to ram it off of the road.

CT, making posts like this is inadvertently calling your own readers “douchebags” by selectively putting people who vape, stance, drive any certain types of cars that you may not prefer into some subgroup that you have deemed “douchebags”. People have their own opinions. What if I had a website that wrote reviews on other websites, then made a post about how everyone who makes certain types of websites (including car websites) is a “douchebag.” I’m sure you would have your own opinion and try to express that you’re not a “douchebag.” Or said that anyone who drives whith a CT sticker on the back of his car is a “douchebag” or his car makes him look like a douchebag. Now I know that you didnt write all of these, but dont post judgemental bull$#|*. The moral of the story is, don’t judge if you don’t want to be judged.

As clearly mentioned in the intro, this post was created by Reddit users, and was featured to create discussion and not be taken too seriously. That’s the CT way of life here.