12 Hilariously Brutal Roasts Of CT Readers' Cars

We set up a new 'Roast My Car' community and invited you guys to put your cars up for abuse - some of the comments were absolutely brilliant!
12 Hilariously Brutal Roasts Of CT Readers' Cars

1. 'Phil' the Mazda MX5 - Alex Kersten

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2. BMW 330Ci - Gabz

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3. 1967 Ford Mustang Fastback - Louis Karsenberg

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4. 'BaeMW' E46 M3 - Adnan Ebrahim

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5. Subaru Impreza - Melons

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6. BMW 2002 - Steven Hage

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7. Toyota AW11 MR2 - Astro

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8. Chevrolet Cruze - ThatKevinC

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9. BMW M235i - Chris DedicationBlog

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10. Audi R8 V10 - Chris DedicationBlog

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11. Honda Civic Type R - AbdullahRSA

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12. 2002 Dinan 3-Series - sjoqvist

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Comments

YellowBird

No.10 “icouldntaffordagallardo”-still drives better car than he ever will..

11/30/2015 - 18:38 |
2 | 16

It’s a joke! Not to be taken seriously.

11/30/2015 - 19:16 |
8 | 0

Since he’s a friend I think it’s only fair I’m allowed to be mean to him.

Also since you don’t know me why comment on what cars I will and won’t drive?

11/30/2015 - 19:44 |
4 | 0
The Nige

I knew I’d make mama proud one day!

11/30/2015 - 18:52 |
32 | 0

Christ man you did not hold back

11/30/2015 - 18:56 |
10 | 0

Your comment on my car was hilarious bro

11/30/2015 - 21:31 |
2 | 0

Too proud..

11/30/2015 - 23:19 |
2 | 0

You were on fire, I could have had a few more from you to be fair!

12/01/2015 - 00:23 |
6 | 0
Chris DedicationBlog

In reply to by The Nige

haha as soon as I saw this article I thought: “well, I know who’s gonna feature a lot”

12/01/2015 - 02:14 |
2 | 0
elsam

many of these guys

11/30/2015 - 19:08 |
176 | 0
Antiprius

Yes! I made it!

11/30/2015 - 19:10 |
4 | 0

thanks man, after your comment, i decided to sell my wheels and use the money to buy happy meals for all the local kids. sadly i could only get 3…

11/30/2015 - 23:23 |
2 | 0
José Mário

The happy meal one… Savage. And hungry.

And Adnan was really on fire.

11/30/2015 - 19:15 |
438 | 0

I liked the wheels on the M3.

11/30/2015 - 20:49 |
40 | 4

but, i think he secretly wants a civic type r, because he didnt roast it, but the owner instead

11/30/2015 - 22:00 |
10 | 0
Nikoxio

Manages to get to “top roast comment”s, and the comment has a typo in it

11/30/2015 - 19:15 |
4 | 0
James W

Adnan has no chill

11/30/2015 - 19:38 |
80 | 0

Adnan Chillahim

12/01/2015 - 05:56 |
6 | 0
The Stigographer

😂😂😂
I forgot I made that comment!

Sorry Melons!!

11/30/2015 - 19:53 |
46 | 0

Just remember that you have to strap into my passenger seat when I’m rallying. Maybe I’ll try to gain a little more time in the left hand corners, by widening the exit of the corner at the risk of hitting a tree with the passenger side… :P

Hahahaha, jk, love you too man… :P

11/30/2015 - 19:59 |
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Turboghini

We need more things like this instead of just angry people raging about stance.

11/30/2015 - 20:10 |
2 | 0
Kieren Rogers

This needs to be a regular thing!

11/30/2015 - 20:22 |
12 | 0