The 12 Most Ridiculous Car Names, As Chosen By You

Ever heard of a car model name so preposterous, you wondered if it was even real? We asked you guys to nominate the most ludicrous ones, and these are the best submissions!
The 12 Most Ridiculous Car Names, As Chosen By You

1. Mitsubishi Lettuce

The 12 Most Ridiculous Car Names, As Chosen By You

Because all the best cars are named after leafy vegetables.

2. Honda Wonderful Open-Hearted Wagon

Suggested by Stefan Sidler
Suggested by Stefan Sidler

A concept built for the 2005 Tokyo Motor Show, the Wonderful Open-Hearted Wagon or ‘Wow’ is designed specifically for the needs of dog owners…

3. Scion xD

Suggested by cherokee265
Suggested by cherokee265

"It looks like someone is laughing at the name ‘Scion’"

4. Kia Pro_Cee'd

Suggested by Jake David Kosman
Suggested by Jake David Kosman

Car names really don’t need punctuation marks, which is why the Pro_Cee’d was almost joined on this list by the VW ‘up!’.

5. Proton Satria Son of a Gun XLS

Suggested by Rowan E-f
Suggested by Rowan E-f

When it comes to badly-named Protons, this just wins out over the ‘Satria Neo’.

6. Vauxhall/Opel Mokka

Suggested by Niels Veenstra
Suggested by Niels Veenstra

I like coffee. I like cars. But that doesn’t mean I want a car named after a sort of coffee bean.

7. Daihatsu Naked

Suggested by 93R1driver
Suggested by 93R1driver

Just imagine telling people you own a ‘Naked’. Awkward.

8. Chevrolet Celebrity Eurosport

Suggested by Ferdi Mendes IV
Suggested by Ferdi Mendes IV

Celebrity is already a fairly duff name (and one General Motors had previously used on the Oldsmobile brand), but Chevrolet made things worse by tacking ‘Eurosport’ on the end on this sportier variant.

9. Geely Beauty Leopard

Suggested by MORR POWERR
Suggested by MORR POWERR

"Neither fast like a leopard, nor beautiful."

10. Suzuki Mom’s Personal Wagon

Suggested by 84hachi
Suggested by 84hachi

This concept served as a preview for the second-generation Suzuki MR. Fortunately, when the production version arrived, Suzuki stuck with the ‘MR’ name.

11. Mazda Secret Hideout

Suggested by Vri_404
Suggested by Vri_404

"But it’s yellow, so not that secret."

12. Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard

Suggested by me
Suggested by me

This one’s often referred to as the ‘MU’, but if you owned one, you’d just have to use the full name, wouldn’t you?

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