12 Reasons Why Mercedes Drivers Are Cool

1. All Mercedes drivers know exactly why their cars are better

2. When people see a Mercedes roll by, they're like...

3. Everyone respects the growl of an AMG

4. And people admire you if you own one of these

5. Jeremy Clarkson is a Mercedes driver

6. Mercs are known for their superior ride quality

7. Old-school diesel wagons like this are too damn cool for words

8. And even new Merc wagons get the people going!

9. ...not to mention Mercedes vans

10. Mercedes-flavoured doughnuts are up there with the best

11. And Mercedes 4x4s are pretty tough

12. But most importantly, Merc drivers are cool because Santa is one of them!