13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Cars to people like us are a way of life. We adore our cars, we take great pride in them and we love to drive. If you want to be friends with us, make sure never to say the following things. Otherwise, you will get burnt!
13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Oh it's a petrol, I thought it was diesel. Haha, silly me!

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

My car redlines at 8250rpm and it sounds amazing. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

What colour is it? (after being told that you've just bought an E30)

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Of all the things you could have asked - including engine size, body style, if it’s had an M50 swap etc - you enquire about the colour…?

What football team do you support?

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

It’s true that a lot of car lovers aren’t into football. Don’t judge us…we can’t help being more awesome than you.

I just bought a new car...

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

You bought a new car? I feel sorry for you, bro. Did you know that with your twenty-something grand you could have bought an E60 M5 for fast fun, a Honda S2000 for weekend fun and a top-spec Mercedes C-class for longer journeys? Depreciation: a car lover’s best friend.

...it's called a Prius. You know it?

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Yes of course we know what the Prius is. It’s the most hated car on the internet. Comfortable, sure, but hated!

Why don't you ever fill the tank?

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Answer: weight reduction, bro.

It's OK if I eat in your car?

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Hahaha, you’re kidding, right?!

I know Top Gear's on, but so is 'Don't tell the bride'

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

I love you, darling, but nothing…NOTHING…gets in the way of Top Gear time!

Stop looking at Car Throttle!

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Anyone who says this to you should be deleted from your life with immediate effect.

Nice MX-5, bro! (After seeing an S2k)

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

They’re both RWD convertibles and they both go braaaaaap, but the S2k is worlds apart from the MX-5. Why? VTEC, bro. That’s why.

Stop looking at your car!

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

If you don’t look back at your car multiple times when you park up, then you’ve bought the wrong car. Equally, if your Facebook wall isn’t filled with pics of your ride, then you’re doing it wrong.

When will you finish your project car?

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Answer: the joke’s on you because as every car lover knows, no project is ever finished.

It's me or the car!

13 Things You Should Never Say To Car Lovers

Seriously, don’t even go there. You will always lose this battle.

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