9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

We've brought together nine cars, and given them a painfully honest review
9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

1. Mk1 Mazda MX-5

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

The ‘sports car’ for people who can’t afford a sports car.

2. BMW E46 M3

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

Bought by petrolheads who want other petrolheads to know they’re a petrolhead.

3. Honda S2000

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

The one car Honda fanboys can drive without constantly having to justify their purchase.

4. BMW E36 328i

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

Makes an excellent choice for a drift car, if you absolutely can’t/won’t buy something Japanese.

5. Mercedes E-class

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

Designed for people so old they defy science and logic every time they wake up in the morning.

6. Porsche 911 GT2 RS

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

The vehicular equivalent of a laxative tablet.

7. Mazda RX-8

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

Cheap to buy because it has an engine designed to cost stupid people a lot of money.

8. Toyota Prius

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

The perfect car for people who are only interested in saving the planet if other people can see that they’re trying to save the planet.

9. Ford F-350

9 Painfully Honest One Line Car Reviews

So ‘Murican it makes a bald eagle swigging a beer look understated.

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