9 Ways To Hypothetically Sabotage Someone's Car
If you're trying to think of creative ways to tamper with someone's car, then here are nine ways to hypothetically sabotage them. Warning: don't actually do these things!

Unscrew the floorpans...

Suggested by FeelXtra
“Unscrewing the floorpans creates a certain danger to manifold as far as I know…”
Loosen the oil nut...

Suggested by Dk_Roh34
“Loosen the oil nut and challenge them to a race. NFS has taught me many things.”
Swap the transmission...

Suggested by Martin B
“Secretly swap the manual gearbox for an automatic…”
Stance their car...

Suggested by Murican Ricer
Unplug the fuel pump...

Suggested by Martin Bernath
“Unplug the fuel pump. I don’t want to hurt the car.”
Swap first gear with reverse...

Suggested by Aris Mone
“Change the first gear to reverse!”
Weld the diff of a FWD car...

Suggested by On the Apex
Swap it with a Prius...

Suggested by Car-mi-Car-zee
Fill her up with diesel...

Suggested by John Carlos
What else would you add to this list?
Comments
A few, starting with harmless but annoying and continuing to proper revenge:
Poor a bag if sugar in the gas tank.
Pour sugar in the petrol tank that will f*ck it up :D
disconnect ground terminal
Rice
Remove their valve cores.
Drain their turn signal fluid, they probably don’t use them anyways.
Sugar in gas tank. Cruel, don’t do it, but it would destroy the engine.
On modern cars (and if you have access to the keys) change the settings of ALL the memory-functions.
Put Honda badges in it ;)
Pagination