Brace For The Shocking Reality Of This Windscreen-Obscuring Racing Stripe
In the animal kingdom, those individuals who are least prepared and able to survive… don’t. Humans are quite different, though, having evolved to a point where we can invent technologies to keep fundamentally useless people alive.
We are, of course, talking about the owner of this car, who instead of putting a racing stripe down his or her bonnet, or roof, decided to put it down the windscreen. Where do we even start, with this?
The car was stopped in the British midlands by police, who arrested the driver for this, for having no insurance, for driving while banned and for resisting arrest. There are so many angles from which we could attack this brazen, empty-headed and frankly dangerous idiot that we really can’t pick one. The astonishing lack of brain power here is almost beyond belief.
It’s safe to say that if this person was a gazelle, they’d have been eaten by lions long, long ago.
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I remember there was a trend years ago where people would limo tint their front windscreen! makes you wonder…….
Poisoned Rice?
When you have to many stickers on you have to think outside “the car’s body..”
What next? Giant fig newton stickers across the windscreen?
He must have been tired of hearing his passenger’s comments on his driving!
I’m surprised that driving while intoxicated, or under under the influence wasn’t on the list.
It’s safe to say that if this person was a gazelle, they’d have been eaten by lions long, long ago. No , this person would have been eaten by its own parents to save time.
However it is a shame that, while not being a gazelle, this person wasn’t eaten by lions anyways.
U: Useless R: Racing S: Stripe
You know it’s bad when ricers think thats stupid.
That just looks like the longest parking ticket ever issued…