Hapless Fruit Thieves Caught With An Entire Car Full Of Oranges

Some crimes are just funnier than others, and this attempt to steal four tonnes of oranges from groves near Seville must have given police a giggle
Hapless Fruit Thieves Caught With An Entire Car Full Of Oranges

This is no segment of pulp fiction. A quintet of thieves really have earned themselves a slice of justice after being caught with a truck and two cars full of stolen oranges near Seville, in Spain.

A married couple, their adult son and two brothers unrelated to the family tried to add some zest to their day by stealing four tonnes of the fruit, worth around £1233, but police pipped them to the post and it was too late for the criminals to save their own skins.

The five claimed that they had found the oranges by the roadside and that they were for personal consumption. You can imagine how the police officers laughed.

Those officers clearly had a fruitful shift. Juicy convictions seem guaranteed. A judge will be ripe to send them down, but we don’t yet know whether the five will appeal.

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Anonymous

How’s the suspension looks like?

01/30/2018 - 11:01 |
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H5SKB4RU (Returned to CT)

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Pretty fruity

01/30/2018 - 11:21 |
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Anonymous

…………………………………………

wow.

01/30/2018 - 11:04 |
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Chewbacca_buddy (McLaren squad)(VW GTI Clubsport)(McLaren 60

Inb4 fruit puns…wait a minute

01/30/2018 - 11:04 |
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Chill_Doggo 21

They’re probably the guys that appear on math problems

01/30/2018 - 11:05 |
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Knew I would find that comment

01/30/2018 - 14:32 |
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“Mr. Smith, why does garry have £1233 of oranges in the first place?”

“Shut up and do your work Bill.”

01/30/2018 - 23:03 |
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Ali Mahfooz

The amount of puns in this article 😂

01/30/2018 - 11:10 |
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Not mine though

01/30/2018 - 11:27 |
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You could say that they’re taking the pith…

01/30/2018 - 11:29 |
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You’re welcome.

01/30/2018 - 11:29 |
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that’s a knee slapper

01/30/2018 - 12:23 |
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I don’t understand it (English is not my first language).

01/30/2018 - 13:57 |
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Anonymous

You can tell that Chinese New Year is coming

01/30/2018 - 11:27 |
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Monty4248

Kinda expected this to be in Florida

01/30/2018 - 11:31 |
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Florida men strike again.

01/31/2018 - 00:18 |
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ShadowHuayra (HemiPower)

Puns. Puns everywhere

01/30/2018 - 11:39 |
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CS55

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01/30/2018 - 11:53 |
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ᴶᵘˢᵗᴬᴿᵃⁿᵈᵒá

This is juicy information

01/30/2018 - 11:57 |
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