How Chuck Norris Are You?

Chuck Norris lets nothing stand in his way. The question is, when it comes to cars, how Norris are you? Do you let stuff get the better of you, or do you dominate like a true Chuck would? Take this to prove your inner Norris...

Darren Cassey

22 Feb 2016

Comments

What happens if Chuck Norris gets hit by a Volvo?

I think nothing will happen just like a pat on the shoulder

Obviously he dies. Chuck is strong but not a tank.

That would be a fail in the matrix

They become the ultimate transformer.

This is like the unstoppable force vs immovable object debate

I feel like everything in my life has been accomplished.

I knew it!

Conclusion - Chuck Norris is made of Carbon Fibre.

This states that I am “Not even a little bit like Chuck Norris”…but I have a little story concerning this particular question… 10 years ago I was hit by a twingo. The car was damaged. I wasn’t. EXACTLY a year later I was hit by a lorry. Yes, a freakin’ lorry. And it was driving about 30mph/50kmph. Once again, more damage to the car than to myself. Don’t ask me how, but somehow I managed to wreck all three mirrors on the right side of the lorry with my bare head. Side note: I was wearing sunglasses, so I guess I even looked pretty cool doing that… All I had was a laceration.I highly doubt the scientific credibility of this quiz. Bring it on, Chuck.
(no native english speaker, sorry for any mistakes)