How Chuck Norris Are You?

Chuck Norris lets nothing stand in his way. The question is, when it comes to cars, how Norris are you? Do you let stuff get the better of you, or do you dominate like a true Chuck would? Take this to prove your inner Norris...

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K24_Kid

What happens if Chuck Norris gets hit by a Volvo?

02/22/2016 - 21:34 |
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Caleb Miranda

In reply to by K24_Kid

I think nothing will happen just like a pat on the shoulder

02/22/2016 - 21:39 |
12 | 0
Murican Ricer

In reply to by K24_Kid

Obviously he dies. Chuck is strong but not a tank.

02/22/2016 - 21:40 |
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German Car Guy

In reply to by K24_Kid

That would be a fail in the matrix

02/22/2016 - 21:45 |
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hotch370z (Z Guy)

In reply to by K24_Kid

They become the ultimate transformer.

02/22/2016 - 21:49 |
4 | 0

This is like the unstoppable force vs immovable object debate

02/22/2016 - 22:03 |
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Caleb Miranda

I feel like everything in my life has been accomplished.

02/22/2016 - 21:37 |
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Mafin

I knew it!

02/22/2016 - 21:37 |
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Anonymous

Conclusion - Chuck Norris is made of Carbon Fibre.

02/22/2016 - 21:38 |
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Yo Bitch!

This states that I am “Not even a little bit like Chuck Norris”…but I have a little story concerning this particular question… 10 years ago I was hit by a twingo. The car was damaged. I wasn’t. EXACTLY a year later I was hit by a lorry. Yes, a freakin’ lorry. And it was driving about 30mph/50kmph. Once again, more damage to the car than to myself. Don’t ask me how, but somehow I managed to wreck all three mirrors on the right side of the lorry with my bare head. Side note: I was wearing sunglasses, so I guess I even looked pretty cool doing that… All I had was a laceration.I highly doubt the scientific credibility of this quiz. Bring it on, Chuck.
(no native english speaker, sorry for any mistakes)

02/22/2016 - 21:41 |
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You probably looked full on “no f*cks given.”

02/23/2016 - 00:20 |
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Anonymous

Props who whoever wrote this quiz. It’s hilarious

02/22/2016 - 21:42 |
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ramses rizal
02/22/2016 - 21:42 |
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Cory Karpan

How?

02/22/2016 - 21:42 |
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Thomas van der Leij

Chuck Norris? You mean the little redhaired kid i let clean my house every week?

02/22/2016 - 21:42 |
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BRAP STU Stephens

But…im black? Oh well im chuck norris so im happy

02/22/2016 - 21:48 |
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