Idiot Gets Brained During Stupid Jeep Sea Rescue Fail

Question 1. What the hell is this Jeep doing so deep in the drink? Question 2. Did these idiots really think that two bumper bolts were enough to haul a two-tonne truck out of the sea at full speed?

While we can't answer Q1 on behalf of these morons, it's clear that yes, apparently attaching a heavy-duty tow rope to a metal bumper will do the trick. Until you shear the nuts off the thing and watch the bumper brain your mate, that is.

Feel sorry for this guy? Us neither...

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