If It’s Good Enough For Arnie…

The saying goes: ‘Women want to be him, men want to be inside him’. Hold on, that’s not quite right, but you know what we mean.

Anyway, Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolute legend. He’s the bloke who carved out a lucrative film career in spite of three things; 1) He’s Austrian, as is another famous bloke who shall not be mentioned 2) He’s a crap actor and 3) If he’s not spouting a famous Arnie line, we don’t want to hear it.

Which is why the man’s such a hero, unwavering in his shallow success and cheap gags. And for that, Mr. ex-Governer you are worshiped. So we got straight on the blower to Mercedes to request, no, to demand, a test drive of Arnie’s latest purchase, a Unimog.

Unlike our one, Arnie’s ‘Mog is light grey, but in every other way, they’re just the same. To recap, that means £125k, 15000kgs and 20-inch rims with what resemble tractor tyres. Proper job.

Arnie, Team CT's Unimog hoon is dedicated to you...