If You Own A Non-US-Spec Model X, Don't Get Your Fingers Caught In The Falcon Doors
According to this owner, non-US-spec Model X sensors differ to those in the US, meaning that if you get your hand stuck in a door, that might be the last you see of it!
Skip to around seven minutes for the painful carrot crush.
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Shocking.
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You fcking volt?!
More pain than seeing Maldonado crashing an F1 car
Wow u dont say that bigger lever means bigger crushing power lol… and who the hell would put his fingers on the roof ?
Don’t unzip your sausage anywhere near Teslas
#DicksOutForModelX
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Except when i need to jerk off I have to be around a Tesla!!! Teslas are my car porn!!!
thats why i trust older cars & myself… this is OWWWW… …
I would never put my banana there
In ze gap.
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More like: Don’t get your man sausage stuck in a Model X door…
Title is perfect “crushing things”
So american versions have more sensors than euro, interesting… what does it mean? It probably isn’t affected by iq level or maybe they would sued because some fat kid stuck his man sausage in the door and now is a little girl.
Natural selection would play such a big role, but no because
‘MURICA
Im not the only one who thought of this right?
Maybe in America the door also gets tested in that guillotine zone and in Europe it just gets tested on the sides.
A microwave maker got sued because it didn’t say in the manual that you shouldn’t dry your cat or dog in there, because ‘Murica! I think the few extra sensors in the doors would save Tesla from a few lawsuits like that.
They seem to have confused falcon doors with scissor doors.
GET IT?!
BECAUSE IT CUTS STUFF?!