Jeremy Clarkson's Funniest Tweets Of 2015

If you don't already, make sure you follow Clarkson on Twitter for laughter, moustaches and lots of bitching. Here are some of his best Tweets of 2015...

Alex Kersten

27 May 2015

After being sacked from Top Gear:

Yup. Everything present and correct. Ready for Belfast. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. #BackOnTheRoad pic.twitter.com/5r2nyu8jMl
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) May 14, 2015

No animals were harmed in the making of this Interceptors scene. Apart from the dog. Clarkson Hammond and May Live. pic.twitter.com/mb3ShDj8rl
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) May 8, 2015

I'm here and have bumped into @piersmorgan pic.twitter.com/QbT8Lv6KEu
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) April 26, 2015

A pap tried following me yesterday. He had a VW diesel. I had a Lamborghini. None of his pics are in the papers today. A lesson there.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) April 26, 2015

Before being sacked from Top Gear

Labour's transport spokesman says he doesn't like Top Gear. Good. We don't make it for people who wear pink ties.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 26, 2015

Wanted: new presenter for Top Gear. Applicant should be old, badly dressed and pedantic but capable of getting to work on time.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 25, 2015

Literally, the shittest story in the history of journalism. pic.twitter.com/b9hVSIAs8F
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 11, 2015

An idea for a new football rule. Down for more than 15 seconds, you have to be subbed. Down for more than 30, you have to be put down.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 8, 2015

People of America. Why is your football not called handball? And why are the players dressed up like they're about to do a HALO jump.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) February 2, 2015

I'm sorry to interrupt your day but Jack fucking Baur has just arrived at the Top Gear studio.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) January 28, 2015

Top Gear is being broadcast simultaneously round the civilised world tonight. It's on in America tomorrow.
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) January 25, 2015

My sister has now got off the supersonic train and annoyingly her seat has been taken by this idiot pic.twitter.com/8n5G7BjG4v
— Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) January 12, 2015

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