Jeremy Clarkson's Top 50 Most Outrageous Tweets
Thanks to Twitter, Top Gear isn't our only source of hilarious Clarkson banter...
Everyone's favourite motoring hack - Jeremy Clarkson - has tweeted 2144 times to his loyal 1.56m followers. And if he's not telling us how much he enjoys smoking, he's usually bitching about something or someone. Here are 50 of his best tweets:
50. Knew he'd catch the Bentley bug!
49. American tourists
48. 'Help me help you!'
47. Sounds disgusting!
46. So true
45. JeremyClarksonLAD
44. #WiseWords
43. Well they are easily seen...
42. Just don't bother visiting
41. Remember REAL snow?
40. True 'dat
39. The latter excuse is more valid
38. Far too slowly
37. Pitch perfect description!
36. Tough one...
35. Typical present for the Hamster
34. Much better guns, too
33. No thanks...
32. That still exists!?
31. What did you do to deserve that!?
30. Better hope JC isn't behind you...
29. James May's fashion faux pas
28. Korean themed banquet?
27. Neither do we...
26. Good observation
25. 'You prick' is never sufficient
24. Jezza goes Liam Neeson on hackers
23. Don't let him return
22. Please!
21. What if it's summer?
20. 'No smoking facilities? See ya!'
19. Clever seahorse
18. Broken fag = Toyota likeness
17. We all need a life editing suite
16. Did you know?
15. In this edition of Men's Health...
14. Keep personal problems off twitter!
13. Sign my duck
12. Er, cheers for the update...
11. Some of Team CT are on it too!
10. Selling himself
9. Hammond the tranny
8. Big Michael Winner fan then?
7. Someone's hacked off
6. The Notting Hill walk
5. Blew it all on Grant
4. Hammers aren't always the best...
3. Vettel revenge idea
2. You better find my bag!
1. Broke Black Mountain
This just in from a Redditor - thanks, thetotalcow!
'Go fuck yourself'
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