Jeremy Clarkson's Unofficial Guide To Life
Jeremy Clarkson's Twitter profile is packed with wisdom and swearing. Here's his unofficial guide to life
Jeremy Clarkson is nothing less than a legend in the automotive world. Luckily for us, twenty-first century Jeremy treats us to his daily musings on Twitter. Below, is a three-and-a-bit-month selection of the Doncastian's finest wisdom that we're confident will benefit the general public most.
How To Be A Good American
Noble Causes
Who Not To Call On Post Crash
How To React When One Sees A Big Dog
Short People Will Ruin Your Day
Stop Making Bad Car Choices
Being A Brave Cyclist...
And Remembering Whom To Thank
Use Google? Get With The Times, Brah
French Taxi Drivers
"Devil Cars"
Hairstyle Avoidance #1
One Must Maintain A Good Work Ethic
Hairstyle Avoidance #2
Prii Drivers - Clean Your Cars
If you think that we, the general public, have anything more to learn from JC, be sure to let us know in the comments section. Thank you, and goodnight.
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