The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious

If you asked the councils of Paris and Oxford which end of a horse the cart should go, we're fairly confident they wouldn't have a clue, judging by their ridiculous bum-first bans on internal combustion
The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious

We couldn’t ignore the strength of feeling among you guys surrounding this week’s two new bans on internal combustion; in Paris and Oxford. The authorities have clearly struck a nerve, whether you live in these two cities or not.

We don’t, luckily. No CT staff members live in either of them, and we’re pretty sure we’re not suddenly going to decide that moving there looks like a great plan. But before cities closer to us get the same idea, we’d like to have our say.

The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious

Both of these bans are rash, low on detail and potentially counter-productive. Let’s start with the Paris one. All internal combustion-engined cars will be banned from setting a single tyre inside set boundaries somewhere in the city’s outer reaches. What they haven’t specified is whether hybrids will be allowed or not; a fundamental oversight in any such plans. Someone will probably remind them soon, but for now it’s just evidence of how little thought has gone into it.

Let’s also look at the start date: 2030. It’s a nice, round number and a neat 10-year wedge ahead of the France-wide ban on new internal combustion-engined car sales. It’s a little too neat, if you ask me. Why 2030? Why not 2031, or 2033? This number was chosen for no good, research-backed reason: it just looks neat on paper.

Image: Wikipedia Commons/Benh Lieu Song
Image: Wikipedia Commons/Benh Lieu Song

There have been no talks with the industry to estimate a practical switch-over year when EVs will be sustainable. No talks with infrastructure builders to make sure 2030 is an achievable deadline to have hundreds of thousands of charging points installed. No talks to make sure energy supplies will be readily on tap to feed the ravenous electricity monster.

It’s just a nice, neat number plucked out of the Parisian authorities’ backsides, disregarding the 50 per cent or so of Parisians who still have a car – almost all of which are petrol or diesel. This is legislation that hasn’t been thought out. They’ve just gone and done it anyway.

Now let’s look at Oxford. As one of the least car-friendly built-up areas I’ve ever had the misfortune to drive through (along with Paris), the only surprise in its gradual banning of anything with an engine is that Brighton, with its Green Party MP, didn’t get there first. But the timing, again, shows how little thought has actually gone into it.

The Latest Internal Combustion Bans Are So Badly Thought Out It's Hilarious

2020 is another neat number; the next neat year on the calendar. ‘Great for marketing soundbites!’ they probably thought, forgetting that 2020 is only just over two years away. That simply isn’t enough time for residents, local companies and visitors to adjust. In 26 and a half months’ time streets will start being closed to anything burning fossil fuels.

There won’t be bollards; there’ll just be big fines for anyone who breaks the rules. To avoid these roads, more traffic will be forced onto fewer roads, making the jams – and the pollution concentration – even worse. Local emissions on the EV-only streets will surely plummet, but if they double on the neighbouring roads, what was the point?

Oxford residents have no doubt bought new, efficient diesels this year on three-year finance deals. Now they’re being told that in the last year of their deals their car is going to be barred from parts of the city they live in. Stunning work, Oxford City Council. And how, exactly, is a delivery van supposed to get packages to streets affected by the ban? Renault Kangoo Z.E.s and Nissan e-NV200s aren’t exactly the match of a Mercedes Sprinter when it comes to multi-drop deliveries.

Image: Wikipedia Commons/Kaihsu Tai
Image: Wikipedia Commons/Kaihsu Tai

Do these swivel-eyed fantasists expect not just the postal companies to replace entire van fleets, but manufacturers to research, develop, perfect and bring to market affordable, large, long-range electric vans, all inside two years?

This is obvious stuff that we thought of within seconds of learning about the ban, but there’s no hint from the authorities that this sort of thing has occurred to them at all, yet. From public servants we should expect better. We just never seem to get it.

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Comments

Wogmidget

Laughs in V8

In all seriousness, though, and if the goings on down under are anything to go by; the only movements made toward these ‘bans’ will be a few token gestures from green-minded council types designed to make them look good. I suspect we’ll end up in 2030 with the ICE very much alive, and any mention of a ban will be quietly dropped.

10/15/2017 - 11:20 |
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Anonymous

I have to agree with a lot of these points. Expecting people to get to a position financially to obtain a zero emissions vehicle in little over 2 years is both harsh and unrealistic.

10/15/2017 - 11:21 |
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Anonymous

Maybe these bans were made just to create a sense of how powerful the government is. These things would be thrown in the trash can eventually.

10/15/2017 - 12:11 |
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Chewbacca_buddy (McLaren squad)(VW GTI Clubsport)(McLaren 60

Meanwhile in America: “How about a 6.2L Supercharged V8 muscle car with 840 HP that runs on Hells Bells”

10/15/2017 - 12:21 |
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America is great

10/15/2017 - 14:46 |
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Meanwhile in Japan: Hey, we can’t just leave those JDM icons behind! They need a revival!

10/16/2017 - 00:23 |
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Make America V8 again

10/16/2017 - 03:07 |
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How about an average of 5.5 days a year stuck in traffic for LA residents. Somethings got to give. Obviously this ban is stupid but something needs to be done.

10/16/2017 - 14:29 |
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Anonymous

Just makes me glad I don’t live in Europe - the PC Bandwagon is so strong it could kill a Volvo

10/15/2017 - 12:49 |
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suckingnozzles

Why are people so against these bans? Why on earth do we want cities and their centres congested with cars? Let’s get away from it and focus on bicycle friendly and public transport friendly cities. As much as I love cars, I hate how wasteful we are with just driving everywhere for no good reason.

10/15/2017 - 12:49 |
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Did you read the article?

10/15/2017 - 13:00 |
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It depends on where the ban is and how it is implemented. City centers and different from the entire city.

10/15/2017 - 13:19 |
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Yup.
But there are better ways than others to enforce such a change, and we’re discussing why these are not them.

10/15/2017 - 17:29 |
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Public transport, specifically buses, use diesel, so your point is pretty useless

10/15/2017 - 17:39 |
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Anonymous

So we be getting cheap used cars from France?

10/15/2017 - 12:56 |
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Anonymous

The best part is that green politicians (in France) want both out of combustion engines and nuclear power.
I’m all for less pollution, but let’s be honest, by 2030 we’re not gonna make enough power for the whole of Paris to run on battery-powered cars if we don’t build a handful of 4th-gen nuclear powerplants. We sure as hell won’t be able to feed every damn car by 2040, that’s for sure.

As for the way the Paris mayor deals with the issue, let’s be honest she’s been trying to turn the city center into a Disneyland for tourists for years now. They’re making it harder for cars to go around, but the public transit system is still from the 70s.

10/15/2017 - 13:25 |
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Callum Luker

It could be worse, city centres are a sod to drive around in, mostly due to lazy beggars doing short school runs or shopping trips, imagine how nice Oxford would be with no cars around. Public transport isn’t bad around there either. If they tried to ban cars from rural areas it would be a different story.

10/15/2017 - 14:14 |
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That’s actually now some sense

10/16/2017 - 11:26 |
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T_StreakMLP

That’s what I was trying to say, the EV takeover is so badly planned, the governments of the UK and France MUST have been smoking Rastafarian Old Holburn to think of it without addressing fuel duty alternatives and stuff like that!

Most of the UK’s money comes from fuel duty and tobacco, the reason why they didn’t ban smoking is because they won’t be able to make money through tobacco duty, it’ll be the exact same thing with fuel duty!

I’ve also got the problem of the UK national power grid, HOW THE HELL is it gonna bloody cope if many cars are charged simultaneously?! IT WON’T!!!

Picture the scene, it’s like when the footy half time break comes on, the power companies know to supply a s* tonne of electric so the country can make a cuppa tea (Or coffee.), with the EV’s being charged, they don’t know HOW many will be charged at any given time, so it could frazzle out the grid.

10/15/2017 - 15:48 |
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