This Man Wants To Sell You A Vauxhall Astra That His Friends Are Standing On

We've seen some unappealing car adverts before, but this one might just take the biscuit. Having your mates stand on the very car you're trying to sell while the pics are taken is a new one to us...
This Man Wants To Sell You A Vauxhall Astra That His Friends Are Standing On

This might just be the worst, most bizarre and most infuriating classified car advert we’ve ever seen. This man wants to sell you his 1.6-litre petrol Vauxhall Astra, and his sales pitch is to have his friends leave shoe prints all over the roof and bonnet.

We could barely believe it when we found these pictures of the Y-reg Astra on Facebook Marketplace, alongside some text in Romanian and an asking price of £1995. We think that’s… optimistic.

The advert text, translated horribly by good old Google, reads:

“Astra 1.6 gasoline. You like it?? I know you will love it! MOT has is normal to have… goes well stops at traffic lights and sensors that has always tacks.

“Has Christmas tree in the board. I was with her 4 times in your country for more information contact 07879 660 929 Call or what time”

Any takers?

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Comments

Anonymous

Nothing special just romanian things😂😂

02/21/2017 - 00:33 |
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Anonymous

I Give Him An old ford ka worth 200 pounds lol

02/21/2017 - 01:06 |
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Matt Kimberley

S/O to the CTzens with better translations!

02/21/2017 - 10:09 |
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Landrover_photos

Legends

02/21/2017 - 10:41 |
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That_NSX_Guy

That’s an AStraTONISHING picture.

02/21/2017 - 11:11 |
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it’s time to stop

02/21/2017 - 20:58 |
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Haha you saw the 10 best comments post n decided to do it for yourself.
Sorry lad, it’s already been taken

02/22/2017 - 05:02 |
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Anonymous

Who cares about dents?

02/21/2017 - 12:28 |
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No Speed Limit

I was sure he was Romanian

02/21/2017 - 14:08 |
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Jason986S

It’s worth about £4.50

02/22/2017 - 22:18 |
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Duhen SunStrip

They’re trying to recreate Police Quest III.

02/23/2017 - 03:28 |
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