Manchester United Fan Urinates On Balotelli's Camouflaged Bentley

Mario Balotelli has hit the headlines yet again this week. But not because of his agreed £20m transfer from Manchester City to AC Milan, rather this picture (above) which emerged today.

The image shows a rival Manchester United supporter urinating on Balotelli's 621bhp Bentley Supersports pride and joy, while the footballing superstar was out for dinner with friends in Indian restaurant Zouk. The name of the supporter remains unknown.

Balotelli is believed to have already said his fair-wells to former Man City teammates and has given notice on his £13,500 a month Alderley Edge four-bedroom mansion. It is also understood that the 22-year-old invited his friends to take whatever they wanted, including expensive clothing and football memorabilia.

In the words of Gary Lineker: 'Seems like Mario Balotelli is on his way to Milan. Must say, I think I'll miss the madness.' So will we, Gazza, so will we...