This Modified Monster Mazda Will Make Your Eyes Bleed

Yesterday, you'll remember we showed you a ridiculously modified Shrek-like Supra that made us want to punch a puppy. Today, we bring you another modified monster that'll make your eyes bleed. Sorry...

When we say 'Monster Mazda' we don't mean an MX-5 with two V8 engines. Instead, this beast is a 'completely custom', Monster energy drink-inspired sports saloon which looks like Frankenstein's latest creation. It's currently on sale for the grand total of $4000 (or £2,582 in proper money). Just so you know.

Beneath this commercial disaster is a 1998 Mazda 626 - one of the most anonymous cars ever made - that looks like it's been covered in papier mache then squashed by a monster truck.

Changes to the standard car include a lower ride height, an enormous spoiler and bonnet scoop, plus a roof chop, which explains why it looks so weird. As for the inside, we don't know where to begin. 'Features' include a steering wheel made of chains, green roll bars to match those stupid alloys, speakers galore, exposed foam and the shortest ever 5-speed manual short shifter.

If you've got a spare £2500 knocking about, we suggest you give this car a miss and check out this lot of fast and fun cars for the price of a laptop.