1. Expectation: Breaking fast at Iftar (the first meal after sunset)
Reality: Breaking traction at Iftar
2. Expectation: Prepare to hit up the mosque for late night Taraweeh prayers
Reality: Prepare to go on a traffic-free, late night hoon
3. Expectation: Try to educate yourself more about Islam and the virtues of Ramadan
Reality: Educate yourself about the best M3 mods you can’t buy on your piddly budget
4. Expectation: Visit a sick relative or elderly neighbour
Reality: Visit your local scrap yard for free parts
5. Expectation: Think of the less fortunate who are suffering in other poorer countries
Reality: Think of friends who are suffering with front-wheel drive hatchbacks
6. Expectation: Donate extra money to charity
Reality: Donate extra money to Chris Harris’ Patreon
7. Expectation: Try and do all of your Salat prayers on time with correct recitation
Reality: “Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, an’ ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs.”
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8. Expectation: Refrain from sexual intercourse during the fasting day
Reality: Try to prevent arousal when browsing cars on AutoTrader
9. Expectation: Spend the weekend becoming more spiritual and conserving energy
Reality: Wake up on Saturday and decide to do a full car detail
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