Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

We're a few days into the holy month of Ramadan for Muslims around the world. Here's how it's probably playing out for our petrolhead brothers...

1. Expectation: Breaking fast at Iftar (the first meal after sunset)

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Breaking traction at Iftar

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

2. Expectation: Prepare to hit up the mosque for late night Taraweeh prayers

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Prepare to go on a traffic-free, late night hoon

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

3. Expectation: Try to educate yourself more about Islam and the virtues of Ramadan

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Educate yourself about the best M3 mods you can’t buy on your piddly budget

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

4. Expectation: Visit a sick relative or elderly neighbour

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Visit your local scrap yard for free parts

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

5. Expectation: Think of the less fortunate who are suffering in other poorer countries

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Think of friends who are suffering with front-wheel drive hatchbacks

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

6. Expectation: Donate extra money to charity

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Donate extra money to Chris Harris’ Patreon

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

7. Expectation: Try and do all of your Salat prayers on time with correct recitation

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: “Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous injection, four-core intercoolers, an’ ball-bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs.”

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8. Expectation: Refrain from sexual intercourse during the fasting day

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Try to prevent arousal when browsing cars on AutoTrader

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

9. Expectation: Spend the weekend becoming more spiritual and conserving energy

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

Reality: Wake up on Saturday and decide to do a full car detail

Muslim Petrolheads In Ramadan: Expectations Vs. Reality

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