Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

If you've had your eyes ripped out, your fashion sense trampled on and your morals killed with fire, then you'll be happy to hear that your dream car is now up for sale!
Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Cast your minds back two years and you might remember the name ‘Youabian Puma’. The four-seater cabriolet was unleashed at the Los Angeles motor show, shocking crowds with its ungainly looks and massive proportions (6.15 metres long, 2.36 metres wide and 1.83 metres high).

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

The good news now is that you could look as cool as the guy above, because the car you see pictured is now for sale on James Edition for the bargain price of $895,000. (I say the word bargain in jest, of course).

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

Under the hood lies a 7.0-litre V8 LS7 engine, which churns out 505bhp and 470lb ft torque. Power is transferred to the tarmac via a six-speed automatic gearbox.

Now You Can Own The World's Ugliest, Most Pointless Car For The Bargain Price Of $895,000

If you’re wondering what happens when the heavens open, the Puma’s huge folding hard top takes care of keeping the elements out. The Puma - designed by Dr K. Youabian - is claimed to hit 60mph in 5.9 seconds. It sits on 20-inch chrome wheels shod in 44-inch rubber and took its makers some five years to build. On top of the steep $1.1m original price tag, prospective buyers would have had to wait at least 18 months for their order to be made. Luckily with this car, you can jump straight in and drive it away.

Alternatively, you could always stop making poor life choices and buy a car that won’t make you an assassination target.

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Jonas Bögemann

-7.0l V8
-505hp

sigh ‘murica…

01/07/2016 - 17:49 |
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Jax Rhapsody

So…it has Nitto grapplers on it, why?

01/07/2016 - 17:56 |
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Clayton Hermes

I was driving in LA and saw one at some car lot off the freeway. It’s certainly… Distinct that’s for sure

01/07/2016 - 20:00 |
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Anonymous

a cavalier from hell

01/08/2016 - 01:05 |
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CarChase

Saw this thing in person. Looked even worse

01/08/2016 - 06:54 |
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Anonymous
01/08/2016 - 09:13 |
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Comfused Miata

1/3 of the whole car is from Volvo C70

01/08/2016 - 15:36 |
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Anonymous

All y’all are lucky. I have had the agony of seeing this on the road once and also multiple times in Exotic Euro Cars. Small wonder I can still see.

01/09/2016 - 11:39 |
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Yo Soy Spider
01/13/2016 - 02:10 |
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W13DRC

That poor Volvo is trapped in there

01/27/2016 - 20:45 |
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