This Ridiculously Modified Supra Will Make You Want To Punch A Puppy

This Shrek lookalike needs to be killed with fire!

Fear not, young petrolhead. Your "What the f**k" reaction to this modified Toyota Supra Turbo monstrosity is completely justified. When we first saw the advert this afternoon, we screamed and we shouted at the tuning Gods to kill this Shrek wannabe with fire. But alas, it still exists, so we're hoping your prayers are more successful than ours...

Here is the advert description:

1993 TOYOTA SUPRA TWIN TURBO, AUTO $36,500 FULLY CUSTOM SHOW CAR CUSTOM PAINT, CUSTOM SOUND SYSTEM TOO MUCH TO LIST!!!! SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY!!!!!!!

Image 2 shows the true hilarity of those doors

There are two obvious problems here: 1) This guy is asking $36,500 (£23,650) for this thing. When you consider the fast and fun cars you can buy for the price of a laptop, you'll excuse us if we brand this guy's price utterly ridiculous. And no, we don't give a damn how much money has been 'invested'. 2) The seller (Tony) states in the ad - 'SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY!!!!!!!'...Is this a joke? How is there anything serious about this situation?!

Third angle shows Shrek's lovely rear-end

Looking on a few forum posts about this thing (yup, people are actually angry about this), one comment sums this car up beautifully:

I know within the car community we're supposed to respect each other's modification choices, but... Sometimes someone's opinion is just wrong. And whoever owns this car is just an idiot.

I think now is a good time to discuss what cars (old or new) can be bought for up to £23,650 instead. We'll start with the Audi RS2 Avant - 315bhp and easily the coolest estate car there has ever been! It's yours for around £14k.