SEAT Mii Vibora Negra: Check Da Stripez Innit

Bad news - there’s still no Up! GTI, no Citigo VRS, and no Mii Cupra R. As such, for the time being, diet hot-hatch fans’ll have to make do with this - the SEAT Mii Vibora Negra.

Look familiar? It should - SEAT pulled the wraps of its Mii FR concept in Austria a couple of months back, and this is the closest we'll get to it in production form, at least for the moment...

Yes - you’ll sound like a tool when you tell your mates what car you’ve just bought (Vibora Negra we’re told, means “black viper” in Spanish...erm, ok), and no, it’s no faster than a standard Mii (which is available with either 58 or 74bhp - it’s glacial, though cheap to insure) but it’s got a tasty set of black alloys and some black go-faster stripes. And as we know, stripes make everything better. Innit.

You’ll also get a glossy spoiler, some side-skirts and a set of mirror caps. On the inside, a unique gear knob and a chequered dash’ decal complete the package.

Available now, the all-black Vibora Negra pack can be spec’ed on any new Mii, be it an entry level S model or a top of the range Sport. It’ll set you back an oddly specific £1628, or £1740 if you opt for the bigger 15 inch alloys and when it comes to alloys, size really does matter (you can even buy the parts separately if you so wish, although buying them as a pack nets you a £160 saving). That means a Vibora Negra'd Mii could be yours for as little as £10k. Tempted?

If the Vibora Negra pack isn’t your cup of tea though, don’t worry. SEAT has plenty more Mii personalisation packages in the pipeline.