See A Footballer Drive Through A Shop

So what do these two chaps have in common then? There are two things, actually: 1) They are both utter morons and 2) They’ve each managed to rack up over £200,000 in damages. Congratulations, chumps.

What makes footballer Jonathan Legear’s ‘accident’ that bit more stupid, however, is that he binned his Porsche Panamera through a petrol station shop whilst pissed (that means ‘drunk’, by the way).

As you’ll see in the video below, Legear (a Belgian footballer who plays for a Russian team) smashed through the shop at speed, mowing down Twixes, Mars Bars, a few ham sandwiches and a customer.

On top of the damages he’ll be forking out for, Legear has also been banned from driving. For two weeks. WTF is that about?