#storytime

-be 16
-took girl out on a date
-date was good
-leaving movie theater (it was late)
-cop drives past
-cop turns around behind me
-ohshit.jpg
-flips his lights on
-pulled over
-Cop tells me my headlights weren’t on
-damn
-takes my license and registration and goes back to his squad car
-date is still with me
-super embarrassed at this point
-ready to get a ticket
-cop walks back up
-MRW he says “It’s your lucky day. My ticket printer just ran out of ink.”