Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

I've been an E36 BMW M3 owner for a week now, and in that short time, I've learned a few things about the car that have surprised me...
Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

1. No double takers...

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

I’m used to driving cars that get noticed and turn heads (even my little MX-5 is a proper attention seeker), but the E36 M3 does neither. And this is a surprise to me because, well, it’s an E36 M3 and whenever I’ve seen one out in the wild, I’ve always grabbed my phone for a pic or told the person nearest to me to shut up and bow down in appreciation.

It seems, then, that the casual motorist just sees another pillock in a BMW whose indicators are broken and whose right foot is always stuck in the on position.

2. "You should have bought the E46"

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

People I’ve spoken to don’t seem to get my reasoning behind buying an E36 M3 over the better E46 generation.

While I’ll admit that the newer car - which I could have bought for around the same sub-£8000 budget - is faster, more responsive and better refined, it’s the E36 shape, smaller dimensions and more classic lines that win my heart.

Then there’s the fact that prices of E36 M3s are on the up, mainly because depreciation has no home with the E36 anymore. Then there’s the fact that finding a good one these days is harder than going to a strip club and finding a dancer that you can take home to introduce to your mum on the same night. There are still many, many E46 M3s on our roads (two guys in the CT office have them), so they’ve still got a few years of depreciation to go before prices start to follow the trend of shooting up again.

3. Damn, these seats are uncomfortable

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

People often tell me that my M3 is the “perfect spec.” It’s the right colour, has the correct amount of doors, and is fitted with the famous Vader seats, which look astonishing. Unfortunately, however, my 100 or so miles in them haven’t been the most comfortable. After around 10 minutes of driving, my lower back begins to ache and I find myself shuffling my body around to alleviate the dull pain.

I think the reason why I’m not getting on with the seats currently is because my body is so used to the harder seats of an MX-5. And like sleeping in a soft bed after being used to sleeping in a hard one, my back doesn’t have the support it’s used to.

TL;DR: I prefer the seats in my MX-5.

4. S50B32 FTW

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

The 3.2-litre S50B32 straight-six engine fitted to post-September 1995 M3 coupes is a heartless destroyer of speed limits. Thanks to around 316bhp (the car will be dyno tested to see if that figure still holds true), the car is good for a 0-60mph time of around 5.4 seconds and a top speed of 170mph with the limiter removed.

To get the best out of the engine, you need to rev it past 5000rpm to get that double Vanos kick, at which point the car pulls hard and smooth all the way to its 7400rpm limit. In third gear, you’re well into triple figures, accompanied by a cacophony of engine and exhaust notes that remind you to look at the speedo and back off the throttle by at least 50 per cent. (Speed tests above were conducted on a recent M3 through the generations video shoot, before you ask…).

5. RIP fuel economy

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

When I picked the M3 up recently, a quick check of the onboard computer revealed an average MPG figure of…wait for it…12.5mpg. That’s only 4mpg better than a London bus. Granted, the chap from whom I bought the car said that he’d been doing short trips only, but that fuel economy figure makes a GT-R look like a pussy-footed hybrid.

I’ve done a few miles on the motorway, and the best I’m seeing is around 26mpg, which drops considerably to around 22mpg if I use cruise control. But hey, cars like the M3 aren’t economy vehicles, so I’m OK with getting to know petrol attendants by their first names.

6. It's not as fun to drive as the MX-5. Not even close!

Things I've Learnt About The E36 M3 After 1 Week Of Ownership

Last night, I attended a posh dinner in London with some of the CT guys. Instead of taking the tube to get to my Clapham destination, I took the M3, mainly because a girlfriend in a nice dress getting in and out of a tiny red cabriolet with harnesses, a roll over bar and side bars causes chronic flashing. After the event, I settled the M3 into a relaxing drive back home, making good use of the car’s sixth gear. With home in sight, I had to move the MX-5 down the road to make space, so I jumped in Phil, started him up, and immediately grinned from ear to ear.

Everything about the MX-5 screams fun, from the immedate throttle response, to the lightning fast steering and the four-cylinder exhaust rasp that screams out and wakes the neighbours. Only then did I realise how heavy and boat-like the M3 felt by comparison. Not that I’m complaining; these two cars are worlds apart, but had the dinner in London been a casual, jeans-wearing event, I’d have taken the MX-5 in a heartbeat.

I’ll be bringing you regular video and written reports on this car, including forthcoming repairs, a dyno test, and new parts. For now, if you’ve got any questions, then fire away.

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Comments

Turbo Koala

did u change your plates cos ur an oaf

12/01/2015 - 12:11 |
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Adr2677

There’s like 3 E36’s around my place,first one is slammed as hell and has gold BBS’, the second one looks stock but has aftermarket headlights (angel eyes + xenons), and the last one is a discretely tuned one with a lovely exhaust sound and you won’t even notice that it’s a tuned (turbo + stealthy intercooler) since it still uses the stock rims. those doesn’t even non car-guy’s heads, only some fellow car lovers admire the look and the car itself, oh and BTW there’s also an E30ish 3-series sedan (320i) that looks like it’s been really aged quite badly (Rusted bumper, fenders & etc) but me and my fellow friends seem to prefer it than today’s cheap FWD cars(compact sedans most likely) which are filled with chrome accents and hard plastic interiors.

12/01/2015 - 13:08 |
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humdizzle

I think the e36 gets a bad rep here in the US because it wasn’t a real M3 like you europeans got. We only got a 240hp motor while you guys got 316.

12/01/2015 - 16:09 |
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who gives the us spec a bad rap ?

  1. people who have never driven it
  2. internet comment sections by people who have never driven it.
12/02/2015 - 05:13 |
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Anonymous

Alex, which cars did you concider along with the E36 M3?

12/01/2015 - 16:16 |
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Anonymous

I’m surprised you didn’t mention about your stick shift getting hot.

12/01/2015 - 18:03 |
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Anonymous

I disagree with the vast majority of the post. Ive never read such bollocks. And I am disappointed in you. Someone in your position being so hasty and comparison a tired stock car vs a refreshed and modified car that is essentially your “home”. Go hop in a porsche and it would feel equally as “heavy” . Its how german cars are especially at first.
But by all means keep comparing apples to oranges especially so early on in the ownership experience.

12/02/2015 - 05:00 |
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Deus Robert Paulsen

In reply to by Anonymous (not verified)

Refreshed car? Coilovers and a few struts.
An mx5 feels even Stock very light nimble and instant. Wich doesnt mean the m3 is a Bad car in comparsion or a slow car or even a fun car. If the mx5 is more fun to him then its his opinion. He didnt wrote the m3 is a bad car. You sound butthurt.

12/05/2015 - 22:07 |
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Kunal Desai

Seeing that the car seems to be a very good example of the E36 (seems stock, an I’m a sucker for stock classics), do you have any mods planned?

12/02/2015 - 05:25 |
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Anonymous

Is it bad that I read that entire article in his voice?

And also I DEFINITELY agree with the seat business. I learned to drive on an e36 with Vader’s, and frequent ll still drive that car, and the seats in my Cabrio are more comfortable

12/02/2015 - 08:03 |
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Kewinski

check out my car trottler i like drive car

12/03/2015 - 09:03 |
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ThatBrownCarGuy

Number 7. The boss and Gabz doesn’t hate me and stopped making fun of my day job(hairdresser) anymore.

12/04/2015 - 10:17 |
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