Think Of A Bad Parking Fail Video, Then Watch This Utter Betrayal Of Intelligence

What the hell are you doing?

Today, class, we have covered the basics of what road signs really mean to drivers. We have also covered the disadvantages of sharing our roads with people so incompetent, that they have failed their driving tests no less than 30 times.

Now, however, we're moving onto the delicate subject of parking. Some drivers are gifted at parking, while others are terrible at parking. Then, there are those drivers for whom the steering wheel, accelerator and brake pedals are completely alien.

How the hell did you manage that?

Below, is a wonderful case in point. Watch closely as the driver behind the wheel of what looks like a Nissan Micra backs up tentatively, edges forwards carefully, then remembers that everything works better at full speed. The driver backs up violently, arcs around one parked car - thankfully this is an empty car park - and stops just in time to avoid damaging the estate car. The driver then backs into the car...

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