Video LOL: Why CT Isn't Called Bike Throttle!

There are good reasons why we at Car Throttle don't do motorbike reviews. 1) They're bloody dangerous and we'd kill ourselves instantly and 2) We simply don't give a damn about glorified bicycles...

But, there are those who clearly don't know what's good for them. Which is why there are also journalists who make a living riding the things and telling you good people how...erm...direct the steering is and smooth the seven-speed PDK 'box is. (Ahem).

Anyway, the real difference between the two vehicles is that you can't fall off a car (unless you're a complete dick), while even the slightest knock could send you flying off your motorbike with epically lolworthy results as you're about to see.

Watch below as French road tester Lolo - who works for Moto-Journal - clips a sturdy metal post with his Yamaha FJR 1300 test car. Losing his balance, the pair head for the water where bike and rider take a hilarious plunge. "PUTAAAAAAIN!!!"

We won't keep you from your LOLS and ROFLS any longer: