Warning: Cheat On Me & I'll Crap In Your Convertible

Dating sites are great (apparently). You get to pick and choose between horny hunnies, single mums and desperate housewives. Speaking of which, here's one now. And she's into horses, if you catch our drift? No, not like that, you bunch of filth pots!

This horse-loving hussy has just been caught red handed on a dating site by her husband. She loves her pony and her Peugeot 306 convertible, and is looking for someone to horse around with while her 'crazy husband' (the poor bugger holding the camera here) waits at home.

Just how crazy this bloke is, you're about to find out.