Watch A Biker's Vlog Get Interrupted By A Suicidal Deer

Ok, posting this story here cuz I want y’all to here my irony.

Last week I was going back and forth between liking and not liking my splitter that my car had. After I washed the car, I decided I actually liked the splitter and was gunna keep it. I went for a drive with my buddy, and decided to hit the back roads for some fun. Going down the road, for the millionth time, I had a bird fly across the street and almost get smashed into my intercooler. My friend was laughing, saying how one of these days, I’m going to hit a a bird. We laughed and continued down the road. I was skiping through my tunes and found this awesome song called “ Rabbit in your headlights “. Listened to that and drove down the road. Later on, a small rabbit ran into the road and stopped dead in its tracks. I swerved to the opposite side to avoid the rabbit, but this dumb@$$ ran back. Hit the little guy, and continued down the road. I didn’t wanna see this massacre, so we just drove down and pulled off later down the road. My friend got out, and looked with shock at the car “ dude. You gotta see this “. I thought there was like blood or something on my car. No. NO. The f-ing rabbit took off my splitter and tore up my bumper! I had to drive back and pick it up, thing was totally trashed. F nature.