What's Faster In A Straight Line: Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT, BMW X5 M Or Porsche Cayenne Turbo S?

The guys from Pistonheads and Autocar thought they'd put together three of the hottest SUVs for a drag race to see which is the fastest

Now you’ve made your prediction, watch the video and see if you were right!

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Find out what we had to say about the standard Porsche Cayenne Turbo, then read more about the BMW X5 M.

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Nissan 420sx

I think the Cayenne Turbo S

02/15/2016 - 08:32 |
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William Lindh

If Volvo would make an XC90 Polestar, it’d definitely be a competitor to these three ;)

02/15/2016 - 08:41 |
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Dat muscle guy (Sam Stone)(Camaro Squad)(Die augen leader)(E

In reply to by William Lindh

You beat me to this one

02/15/2016 - 08:47 |
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RD675

X5

02/15/2016 - 08:43 |
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zoppp

Oh man new post! Quick I gotta think of something funny to post to get top comment!!!

02/15/2016 - 08:47 |
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Anonymous

In reply to by zoppp

That didn’t go well

02/15/2016 - 12:20 |
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llP VeIoclty

Has to be the BMW X5 for me.

Looks, power, handling - it has everything.

02/15/2016 - 08:53 |
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Handling? Not really.

02/15/2016 - 12:12 |
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Marshal Stomm

Why did the SRT do so poorly in the 2nd run, going off the first run, the SRT should have been nipping at the Bimmer’s heels, if not chugging past it using all 6.4L of NA goodness.

(NA totally means North America BTW)

02/15/2016 - 08:55 |
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6.4L? N/A though. They ain’t putting that 6.2L S/C HEMI V8 inside yet.

02/15/2016 - 13:16 |
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german engineering

02/15/2016 - 15:12 |
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Maybe because it has about 100 hp less than the rest

02/15/2016 - 17:11 |
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It is about the tires and power delivery the X5 has 335 wide on the rear verses the 295 on the grand Cherokee and while the launch control on the jeep is good it is nothing compared to that of the BMWs. I have had the privilege of driving all 3 of the SUVs on this list and was not in the least bit surprised by the results.

02/15/2016 - 18:22 |
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Power isn’t everything. Clarkson probably wouldn’t agree with this one.
Oh wait… it’s a drag race….

02/16/2016 - 05:43 |
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Anonymous

X5 hands down

02/15/2016 - 08:57 |
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Anonymous

Was this necessary? Do people who buy these care? Personally I find new mainstream SUV’s useless.

02/15/2016 - 09:06 |
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Mike van Lieshout

Even little do they know, but it was close

02/15/2016 - 09:52 |
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Chris Durnford

Would rather have a supercharged Range

02/15/2016 - 10:09 |
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an SVR would be an option

02/15/2016 - 17:02 |
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