You Park Like A C***.com

Ladies and gentlemen, what you see here is a classic example of the famous 'parking space'. It's commonplace to use said parking spaces on one's daily journey, and one wouldn't have a driving licence if one wasn't capable of using them properly. The two cars in the picture are are exhibiting said fine art of parking.

Amazingly though, many car parks I've stumbled upon lately always feature at least one driver incapable of placing themselves between two white lines. Frankie Cocozza could do a far better job.

As I see it, there are only two factors to justify why some cars are harder to park than others. If your car has windows that are no bigger than a letter box and it doesn't have parking assist, you're gonna have a bad time. "What parking space? Where? I can only see trees!"

Or if your car is as mahoosive as this big red Paramount Marauder, it would be almost impossible to squeeze into our tiny British spaces (steady).

Thankfully though, for those without an excuse to park like a 'tard, there's now a new place to expose their inconsiderate actions to the world and hopefully reduce this worryingly popular impolite fad. A website called:

You Park Like A C***.com

Here are some of the belters that I came across on this wonderful outlet. They include the Rover driver on the top right who decided to park on tram tracks for a couple of hours, a banger of a Fiesta on the bottom left who decided to park in a supermarket trolley bay instead of a space and the police car in the middle that parked across three spaces at the Cheltenham festival in a non-emergency situation!

So you're thinking, "Right, we get the message, man. But surely, a bit of shoddy parking can't do any harm?" That may apply to some of the examples above (apart from parking on the tram tracks, what a dumbass!) but parking like a git can lead to death! As this report from last month shows.

So c'mon people! My plea is a simple one. Just don't park like a complete tube. If you find that's a challenge, consider a training course then! I'm not claiming I'm the world champion at parking either, it can take me a couple of attempts to get it right, but at least I correct it right away! If you don't though, face humiliation on this excellent website and one (maybe several) of these bad boys planted on your windscreen, which you can purchase from the yplac.com store. Don't say we didn't warn y'all!