You're A Car Person If...
… at least some of these apply:
You have been given an ultimatum about a car from a partner.
You sold a car and regretted it later because it became valuable.
You’ve fallen off of a perfectly good road.
… at least some of these apply:
You have been given an ultimatum about a car from a partner.
You sold a car and regretted it later because it became valuable.
You’ve fallen off of a perfectly good road.
You know the value of a thin sole.
You’re too old for toy cars, but you can see one from where you are reading this.
You can’t remember peoples names, but you remember them by car and car color.
You don’t call it the “long way”, instead you call it the “fun way”.
Washing up liquid and sugar.
You know the name of the actor that played Joey in Friends, but you’ve never seen Friends.
The only adverts you see on YouTube are for cars you can’t afford.
You’ve heard a car making a noise absolutely nobody else can hear.
You actually check your oil.
The idea of mismatched tires eats away at your soul.
10mm socket.
Your shoes have had to be thrown out as they wore out down the right side of the right foot.
You know it really isn’t the only answer.
The Eurobeat has intensified.
Malibu is not for surfing.
Your insurance company doesn’t need to know about the thing…
It’s forty minutes away but you’ll be there in twenty five.
You own cat litter… but don’t own a cat.
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Comments
where is the “you technically own 37, 10 mm sockets but you can’t fine any of them” ?
Hehe
Nice.
You’ve fallen off to w perfectly good road, do you know in Indonesia we don’t even have road without hole that could make a biker falling down
yeah a lot cheaper but can’t keep up with the details. nice cars though.
This is genius. Bravo!
Thanks Alex.
THIS IS SO TRUE. ALL OF IT.
More like 10mm spanner
HAAHAHAH brilliant. Its depressing how many of these I relate to. Aside from the first two, and if you change 8mm socket to 13mm spanner, then I qualify for all of them… Maybe my car WAS the reason she left me… Not old enough to have sold my hunkajunk yet, tho I feel I will regret it.
Also, hearing a noise no one else can hear? Yep. My car makes a specific noise in 4th and 5th gear which tells me what speed I’m doing, (82 and 110 respectively, km/h) But no one else has ever heard it… Even when I’ve pointed it out.
Yep, and a car show trophy
Nice!
-You’ve heard a car making a noise absolutely nobody else can hear!
-You actually check your oil.
-The idea of mismatched tires eats away at your soul.
-10mm socket.
-Your shoes have had to be thrown out as they wore out down the right side of the right foot.
-Your insurance company doesn’t need to know about the thing…
EXACTLY!