Ze Petrolhead Group Therapy #4 is here!

Dear Dr GeoBaz

I am afraid I may be a psychopath, whenever someone opens the bonnet of an RX7 and a chevy logo is the first thing i see. I get stabby.

Plz help

Dr. Geobrazzers,
Everytime when I see a Porsche in public, I must think of a video from Boosted Boris where he interviews someone about his Porsche. Since this Video I call a nice Porsche “Pornsche” instead. Is this a bad thing ?

Dear Dr GeoBaz,
My tongue comes out of my ear when I hear Matty C say “ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOO” in BlackPanthaa’s videos…
pls halp mehhhhhhhhh

My friend says his dad’s 535d is plenty powerful enough and that my dad’s M3 is unnecessarily powerful! All I wanna do is hit him.
Please Geoabaz advise me on a more sensible reaction

Dear Dr. GeoBazI live in Hanoi and there are a bunch of ricers on the streets. Everytime I see them I do a facepalm but when I do it on my bicycle I always crash into the garbage bin.Please help me Dr. GeoBaz!
Love, Rob

Dear Dr. Geobaz,

I have a friend who likes the new GTR because of its look and only.
He doesn’t know a sh*t about cars and he thinks because his dad drives a fast car that
he is the most car guy in the school (He doesn’t even know how much HP his dad’s car has). What should i do with him?

Thanks, Aris

Dear Dr. Geo,
Will everything fit in my Honda? Because I’m trying to put twin ion thrusters and blinker fluid delete on an s2000 and a polo-rwd swap and quesadillas.
I just don’t know what went wrong.
plz halp.

this voice reminds me of a Pendulum song

Dear Dr GeoBaz,

I’m addicted to Renaults and i don’t know why, what should i do? Curently i’m owning my second Megane and i love it. Is something wrong with me?

P.S. : There is a photo of my sick wagon

Dear Dr Geobaz
I have gained an addiction with V-TEC, and now I only talk about V-TEC and Honda, my friends think I betrayed them.
Help me overcome my V-TEC addiction

Thanks,
JRT