The thing is it’s just such a strong and stable car.
I’d rather walk
Slightly less thought went into that roast than the first comment didn’t it.
Oh, dear! How’d the last golf session go, Andrew?
I will have to admit it wouldn’t look out of place at a golf club.
atleast your car will be comfortable to sit in while you wait for the tow truck.
Nice burn
My new “daily” driver. I’m afraid it won’t be available every day. 3 days of the week it’s at the garage
That’s ok on those days I can take one of my other cars.
Why would someone buy a new jaguar when 5 years later it’ll cost the same as a camry?
No idea that’s why I bought it a couple of years old. Possibly the best value car on the market. I am driving a £80,000 car but paid about the same as buying an average new Ford.
are you 80 years old?
No but I did find my first grey hair a week after buying this :-(
It badly wants to be a maserati
I go to the post office in my JAAAAAAG
When you bought it you instantly became Goldfinger and your new goal in life was to kill James Bond. Also you always call your car a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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The thing is it’s just such a strong and stable car.
I’d rather walk
Slightly less thought went into that roast than the first comment didn’t it.
Oh, dear! How’d the last golf session go, Andrew?
I will have to admit it wouldn’t look out of place at a golf club.
atleast your car will be comfortable to sit in while you wait for the tow truck.
Nice burn
My new “daily” driver. I’m afraid it won’t be available every day. 3 days of the week it’s at the garage
That’s ok on those days I can take one of my other cars.
Why would someone buy a new jaguar when 5 years later it’ll cost the same as a camry?
No idea that’s why I bought it a couple of years old. Possibly the best value car on the market. I am driving a £80,000 car but paid about the same as buying an average new Ford.
are you 80 years old?
No but I did find my first grey hair a week after buying this :-(
It badly wants to be a maserati
I go to the post office in my JAAAAAAG
When you bought it you instantly became Goldfinger and your new goal in life was to kill James Bond. Also you always call your car a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG