What is the cheapest stance car you could think of?

Old Civic like the one in the picture probably, or a Golf

Diahatsu Midget II.

Mk2 golf

Easy just get the cheepist car you can then get a really fat man to sit on it, and vola you have stance, :)

A Hotwheels car you press down on.

Fiat Multipla, first generation.
Also, one of the very few cars not to look worse once it’s been stanced.

vw beetle

My r31, swapped the lca’s, hubs and knuckles to s13 and ran s13 adjustlies on 14x8 rims all for less then $1000

old mercedes