10 TYPES OF NOVICE DRIVERS - WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Everybody knows them: 18-years-olds which just got there license. Many people think they’re dangerous, but everyone once started like this. Today I will show you 10 types of novice drivers.

1. The Poor Guy

When you are 18 years old, there are lots of things you have to pay for. Cigarettes, PC parts, funky clothes. So often, there’s not much money left for the car. Or for maintenance. Or for fuel. But who cares, it get’s you from A to B. Most of the times.

2. The Rich Student

In school, they always had the best grades. They already run their own business, and drive to university in their Porsche Cabriolet wearing expensive suits. They don’t have friends, they only have ‘business partners’.

3. The Ricer

We all watch GasKings, so we know these guys: 18-year-olds who slam massive bodykits, spoilers and fartcans onto ordinary cars and believe they can smoke every Lamborghini.

4. The Show-Off

Last time when watching (good old) Top Gear, this guy heard Clarkson’s iconic quote: ‘Nothing turns on a 17 year old girl more than a well executed handbrake turn’ - and so, the next day he tried it out with his Golf III in front of his local cafe. Spoiler alert: You will see him soon as the ‘C0<k Of The Week’ on GasKings…

5. The Girl

We all know the Memes, the gifs, the fail videos on YouTube: Girls trying to park or drive. Statistically, Women are safer drivers, but still, their fails are just epic. Look, not even the military might stands a chance against them!

6. The Criminal

Driving drunk, texting while driving, speeding: Whatever they do, it ends up in a massive accident. DON’T BE ONE OF THESE GUYS.

7. The Trackday Guy

Every cent goes into the car, no matter what kind of modification. He spends much time under his car, and on the weekend, he’s racing it. Many girlfriends don’t like this tho, as it’s dangerous and because the car is bad as a daily driver.

8. The Junk Collector

Everything gets thrown into the trunk, which often ends in disgusting smells. Nobody wants to have a ride in your car.

9. The Exotic Car Lover

He is asked at least three times a day what car he’s driving. A few fellow Car Guys love it, but other people just don’t understand why a late 1970’s Suzuki with under 50hp is cool.

10. The Biker

What’s the cheap alternative to a car? A Moped. These guys think they’re the kings of the road, as they can squeeze through traffic jams and can do wheelies. But as both of these things often end in accidents, having four wheels and a roof seems way better to me.

Alright, that’s it!
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See you soon!

Tobi aka The Stig’s German Cousin