9 Cars That Were Riced Before They Left The Factory
Peroda Myvi SXI Sport
Here’s a car rocking a total of four fake exhaust tips, plus some dinky alloy wheels. It puts out 86bhp, so as far as we can see, it has less BHP per exhaust pipe than any other recent car. Impressive.
Alfa Romeo 156 with big wing
I like the Alfa Romeo 156, a lot. Hell, I almost bought one, and still lust after the GTA version. But one thing about the car that’s always baffled me is the optional high-level boot wing, which just looks completely out of balance with the rest of the car. It doesn’t look quite so bad on the example here as it has larger wheels and the factory side skirts, but when it’s fitted to 156s without the skirts and with the smaller pepper pot wheels, it looks downright daft.
Proton Wira Special Edition
If this article was intended to produce a ‘winner’, it would surely be this. First brought to my attention via CTzen MeiyullSlowV6 for an article we posted last year, it turns out the Wira was once available with a factory-fitted aluminium spoiler. The power from this be-winged beast? 90bhp…
BMW X5 M50d
This full fat diesel X5 isn’t here for its overall appearance. No, it has a place in this list for the badging which - on first glance - looks an awful lot like someone’s bought a bunch of BMW badges off eBay and slapped them on the boot while channeling their inner ricer.
It’d look much neater if it just said ‘X5’ like most other models in the range.
Reluctantly, I’m going to have to nominate the latest WRX STI. I say reluctantly, because the way it looks is a big part of its appeal for me: with its cavernous bonnet scoop, gold wheels (when specced) and massive rear wing, it has an aesthetic like few other cars on the road.
However, there’s no denying that the STI is essentially a very uninspiring saloon shape with a bunch of terribly unsubtle exterior mods, most notably that rear wing, which is bigger than ever on the current model.
Honda Civic Type R
Another reluctant addition is the new Civic Type R. All of those wings, flaps, bulges and vents have a purpose, but the car’s looks divide opinion like few other modern performance machines.
I rather like all the bonkers aero addendum, but then I am big child. Many think it’s over the top and even ugly, while some might actually label it as ‘rice’. Where do you stand?
Dodge Stratus R/T
Get a Dodge Stratus R/T of the right vintage, and you’re treated to a hideous boot spoiler to rival the rice factor of the Proton Wira Special Edition. Plus a few other misguided bodywork additions.
Toyota Celica GT
After a run of Celicas with fast, all-wheel drive GT-Four variants, we arrived at the seventh-generation model. This was never blessed with a performance-oriented version, however you could spec a bombastic bodykit if you wanted, called the ‘Action Package’ in some markets. This ticks off all the ricer boxes: a big and unnecessary rear wing, naff side skirts, a chunky front splitter and a lack of the necessary power to justify any of those dubious additions.
Peugeot 107 GT
Since the Peugeot 106 GTI was such a lovable little rogue, it would be nice if it was given a successor. Sadly, that’s yet to happen, although the 107 was available in ‘GT’ trim. Power was still at a rather depressing 68bhp, but you did get a pair of ricer-spec fake exhaust tips and racing stripes. Oh, and red carpet stitching. Yay.
Think you can do better? Nominate some more ‘factory-riced’ cars in the comments!
Comments
The spoiler serves a purpose at least, but good lord… it’s so freaking huge that it even needs a crutch. I love it.
I wouldn’t consider it a ricer, but in a list of cars with the biggest stock rear wings, this one will surely be number 1.
GT86
So function is now rice lol
The 2016 Fiat Uno Sporting. Fake air intakes, central exhaust, spoiler and a lot of… Only 85hp’s.
I feel that CT encourage us to call everything with under 500 bhp and a spoiler rice…. It is sad to say. Yes there are some ricers here but many of them is cannot be called ricers. Sorry Matt.
Anything FWD with a bunch of wings is automatically rice, even the Type R because at the end of the day it’s still an econobox on steroids not a true sports car. STi doesn’t belong, it is a legitimate sports car and most likely the aero does help with high speed stability.
What you did miss was the S197 Mustang, this one is mine, hood and side scoops go absolutely nowhere and are factory options. Not sure the decklid spoiler does anything either.
Stop picking on the 107 GT! Firstly, if we are going by UK spec, it was the Sport XS.
Secondly, I had one and it saw a race track, met Marty from Mighty Car Mods and turned heads. ;)
Yeah, the Type R I agree(there’s no question in most of them). Old TR were clean and almost like a sleeper, the new one is full of wings and scoops and that stuff, and the air exits from the front tires don’t even work they have a mesh patterned plastic that has just some tiny holes, that probably are there only to take the plastic out when needed…
Well, here on the CT CivicTR post they say the vents work, but the CTR I saw on the Honda booth in the Portuguese autoshow had them closed like a rice machine.
As i read this i saw an X5 M50d.. Coincidence? I think not!
Pagination