"Nothing turns on a 17 year old girl more than a well executed handbrake turn."- Jeremy Clarkson

I usually go full on manly voice and “Not just said, darlin’, I freaking well executed it”. Gets them every time into my bed. You got no idea how much sex you can have if you execute handbrake turns or powerslides

I was talking to some girls about turbos and handbrakes. They weren’t entertained. Am I doing it wrong?

Can confirm

I don’t have a hand brake, so I just do burnouts.

Remind me of this.

Nothing turns on a teenage girl more