Today's community question: what's the most ridiculous car name you've ever heard?

03 Nov 2015

Some car names really don’t translate well! Here are a few particularly ridiculous ones to get the ball rolling:

Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard
Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal
Geely Rural Nanny

Can you do better?

Growing up on a diet of World Rally Championship highlights and lengthy Gran Turismo 2 sessions, a life in cars was as good as inevitable for Matt.

Comments

Toyota prius special edition

The Honda Wonderful Open-Hearted Wagon… wut?

Chevy Citation. YEP A CITATION. NUFF SAID

Apparently Wikipedia was looking for more information on these. I guess you could say… [citation needed]

I really hate it when a car company gives their cars human name’s like the Opel Adam or Karl, because i always imagine someone say that he has been riding Carl all night long….

And the Opel Karl is strangely named for another reason, the Adam makes sense since it’s the name of the founder(Just like the Ferrari Enzo), but Karl is the name of Opel’s CEO…

The Dodge Diplomat, because nobody wants to drive someone who doesn’t do anything…

Mazda Laputa : Laputa in french is very close from “La pute” which mean the prostitute
Hyundai Matrix : same name as the matrix trilogy.

Ford escort…
Because having a ford prostitute is not nice

Wouldnt that be a taxi?

“I just f*cked a 14 year old escort” :v

This here is a “Swallow Seven”. Btw the “Swallow Sidecar Company” later became “SS” and than Jaguar. Go ahead and tell every Jaguar owner you know that their driving “Swallow”.