The Top 5 cars that'll get you the most Smiles Per Gallon

I love to be happy, you love to be happy. Everybody loves being happy! These cars are the epiphany of fun! Just look at those faces, ah so fun!

5: NA Miata

C’mon, you can’t tell me that when you see one of these you don’t smile. It’s sooooo happy!
I’d say this get’s about 200 Smiles Per Gallon.

4: Mazda 3

If you have this car, keep the stock bumper. It’s so happy to be alive, like “Ahhhhh, Im related to the RX7!”
Get’s around 890 SPM

3: Mugen S2000

Look at the front bumper, It’s such a wide, almost insane like smile. I love it. Get’s about 666 SPM

2: Mclaren P1!

It’s a Hybrid, it’s a hyper car, it’s an awesome, happy, car.
I’d reckon it’d get about 999,999,999 SPG
Opps, broke my happy meter…Hehe….

1: Austin Healey Sprite

Ok, this one’s so happy it’s creepy. It’s way to happy, to the point of having a joker-ish smile.
It get’s approximately infinate SPG….Yup…

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Anonymous

the mugen S2000 gets 666 SMP. 666. Illuminati confirmed.

03/08/2016 - 21:49 |
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InjunS2K

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Devilunati confirmed

03/09/2016 - 03:33 |
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V-Tech and EcoBoost kicked in yo

Under 30 grand. Can corner well now. One of the best 6 cylinder sounds in the world. 335 horsepower.

Oh and there is a track focused 1LE version coming out soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrs0oa-XIV4

03/08/2016 - 23:05 |
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do you work for chevy?

03/09/2016 - 00:38 |
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Anonymous

I’m twice happy

03/08/2016 - 23:35 |
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