Matt and I were joking about reviewing cars with emojis - here's one of Matt's efforts below. We thought it'd be fun to challenge you guys to review any car you like, only using emojis. GO! Darren Cassey 11 Apr 2016 ProsCons Previous Jaguar F-Pace Review: Why It’s The Most Petrolhead-Friendly SUV I’ve Ever Driven Next Cupra Formentor VZ TSI Review: Quick, Capable, But Lacking Emotion Sponsored PostsComments :O Nope ! I don’t wanna do that ! But 10x anyway ! I’m on a Blackberry… what are emojis? Thats racist. How are you on carthrottle? Some stupid face things by Apple. I know that feel bro. Punches like a bullet train and amazes you at the same time cuz you can do sexy time in the car 🚗💨💨💨 💪🍔🍺🇺🇸🔫🎆 That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer. Please let this stay as a joke. Punchy, drives like it’s on rails, awesome, put in???Everything is okay exept the last part…. Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.😂👎🏽😖😩 Ok so here is my Jeep Grand Cherokee review:🍋🍋🍋 Or Alex’s M3 🚗🛣🔥 Latest NewsNews This Special Edition Mercedes G-Class Has A Very Silly NameNews The New Audi A6 Saloon Wants To Show The Air Who’s BossNews This Safari-Spec Lotus Elise Wants You To Get Lost, LiterallyNews Next Mazda MX-5 Will Stay Light, Keep The ManualGaming You Can Now Play Pac-Man In Your VWNews The McMurtry Spéirling Just Smashed The Top Gear Track RecordSubscribe to our NewsletterGet the latest car news, reviews and unmissable promotions from the team direct to your inboxFor more information see our Privacy Policy Leave this field blank Latest ReviewsReviews 2025 Toyota Land Cruiser On-Road ReviewReviews 2025 Renault 5 Review: Simply BrilliantReviews Cupra Formentor VZ TSI Review: Quick, Capable, But Lacking EmotionReviews Cupra Leon VZ TSI Review: The King Of LeonsReviews 2025 Dacia Bigster Review: A Different Kind Of Horse PowerReviews Maserati GranTurismo Folgore Review: Easy To Like, Hard To Love
That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer.
Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.😂👎🏽😖😩
Comments
:O
Nope ! I don’t wanna do that ! But 10x anyway !
I’m on a Blackberry… what are emojis?
Thats racist.
How are you on carthrottle?
Some stupid face things by Apple.
I know that feel bro.
Punches like a bullet train and amazes you at the same time cuz you can do sexy time in the car
🚗💨💨💨
💪🍔🍺🇺🇸🔫🎆
That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!
Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer.
Please let this stay as a joke.
Punchy, drives like it’s on rails, awesome, put in???
Everything is okay exept the last part….
Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.
😂👎🏽😖😩
Ok so here is my Jeep Grand Cherokee review:
🍋🍋🍋
Or Alex’s M3
🚗🛣🔥