Let's hear your best car jokes!
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
A guy walks into a parts store and says “I’d like a gas cap for my Prius.” and the store owner said “Sounds like a fair trade.”
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oh oh i got one. carthrottle!
My friend: “bro valentines day is coming up. Did you buy anything for GF ?”
Me: “yeah I got her something that’ll IMPREZA” 😂😂
Why did the tuner debadge his 2JZ? To keep it a Suprize
Mg made a sportscar called the MGA, but, you know what MGA means???
My
Great
Atrocity
“V-TEC just kicked in yo”
blows the manifold
“Danger to Manifold!!”
Yo mamma so fat, she thinks a quarter mile is a hamburger
Lol
A man’s car breaks down on a country highway. He stands on the side of the road and soon enough a truck full of rednecks stops for him.
“What’s wrong?” one of the rednecks asks.
“Piston broke”, says the man.
The redneck laughs. “So are we! Jump in!”
pist and broke hahaha
Hey did you hear about that GTR that beat a Corvette Z06?
Me neither. #GTRekt
Hey, did you hear about the Z06 or GTR that beat the ACR?
Me neither. #DoubleRekt
Knock knock
Who is there ?
Not your rod !! 😂
My best car joke?
Toyota ft1